Confessions of a Clay Pot

Rather than be tempted to hide my failings, I thought it would be healthier for myself, and more entertaining for others, to share them.

Friday, September 24, 2010

***Whine whine whine***

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I hate whiners. The incessant chorus of complaining drives me nuts on so many levels. First of all, what’s the point in complaining? Don’t w...
Friday, September 17, 2010

I Married Up

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When my loved ones act shocked that I landed such a smart, good looking, and put-together guy, I get a little insulted sometimes. Of course,...
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Friday, September 10, 2010

Islam is not the Devil, but Mental Illness is Demons

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What would possess a man who claims to follow Jesus Christ to incite anger and promote hatred, despite the opposition of fellow clergy, and ...
Friday, September 3, 2010

I Wish I Could Play Football

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Insight 2009 - we won! Understand me, I am pleased as pleased can be to be a woman. I've never had a moment's envy for men in th...
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Friday, August 27, 2010

I Laugh at People

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To see more of that I'm talking about: State Fair Fashion Did you notice they cleaned up the midway at the Iowa State Fair? They wi...
Friday, August 20, 2010

We Blew Off Meet-the-Teacher

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I thought Meet-the-Teacher was to accommodate weary children who needed the reassurance of seeing their desk and locker ahead of time, in or...
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Friday, August 13, 2010

I Don't Do My Best

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When I was a kid, I spent a lot of my energy attempting to do everything to the best of my ability. And that is what I tell my own children:...
Friday, August 6, 2010

I Suffer from Canine Gingivitis

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The vet would tell you my dog suffers from canine gingivitis. It doesn't really seem to be bothering her, though, so I think I'm the...
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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Sometimes a Girl’s Gotta ’ Bludgeon Someone

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But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the pe...
Friday, July 23, 2010

I Dined and Dashed

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I could have spent the last decade in an Italian prison, instead of Middle America. The father of a high school friend once warned us before...
Friday, July 16, 2010

My Kids are the Best

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I don't think it – I know it. I love my friends' kids, my nieces and nephews, and all those great kids at church. I even feel some ...
Friday, July 9, 2010

My reflexes are seriously inadequate

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We thought it might be fun to get together a coed rec. softball team for the church this summer and it has been an exciting success so far. ...
Thursday, July 1, 2010

I Ran Out of Compassion

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After a tumultuous week of emotional ups and downs, with a long day of travel and to-do's ahead, I was not prepared for one of those fli...
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Friday, June 25, 2010

Saying Good Bye to Grandpa

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Obituary: H. Edward Reeves - The Prescott Daily Courier - Prescott I'm writing this ahead of time, because Friday morning, whe...
Friday, June 18, 2010

I Didn’t Think to Wear a Painter’s Mask

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The basement bathroom is about 8x7. What is that? 56 square feet? Even amateurs like we are can tackle a job that minor, can't we? Well,...
Friday, June 11, 2010

I Think I Can Do It All

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Before you laugh at me and say, "No, you can't!" You have to realize that, most of the time, I get it done. Anytime I start to...
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Friday, June 4, 2010

I Don’t Like to Bathe

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Too much information? Sorry, but I thought it was time I admitted it. I know many people who claim that they just can’t start their day with...
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Friday, May 28, 2010

I’ve been obsessing about my own mortality

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I’m turning 35 this summer. Whether that seems old or young to you probably depends on how much higher or lower your own number is. What I k...
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Friday, May 21, 2010

I Made My Kids Wait in the Car Outside a Bar

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…but I’ll get to that in a minute. There was a news bit last night about how the paparazzi are all over celebrity babies. One photographer...
Friday, May 14, 2010

I'm an Idolator and I Might Get Bored

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Apparently comfort can be an idol, and I am at high risk for comfort-idolatry. This can lead to the sin of boredom. I don’t know how deadly ...
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