Confessions of a Clay Pot

Rather than be tempted to hide my failings, I thought it would be healthier for myself, and more entertaining for others, to share them.

Friday, July 29, 2011

I felt weak and girlie

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We recently rented A League of their Own to watch with the family.   It was an instant hit with our daughters.   I love that movie, because...
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Friday, July 22, 2011

I hoard Oreos.

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It’s not just Oreos, either.   Sometimes I sneak ice cream into the freezer and stash it behind the asparagus.   If there are any Zingers to...
Friday, July 15, 2011

My daughter might have been eaten by pandas.

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I love how whenever a child ends up in a mishap and the parent finds themself answering to a news reporter, whether the child was lost at th...
Friday, July 8, 2011

I’m hiding laundry in my trunk.

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In the fabulous juggling act of life, I’ve been dropping a few balls lately.   To say that I’ve let the summer get away from me is an unders...
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Friday, July 1, 2011

I offended the new girl.

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As I mentioned in a blog entry last summer, I don’t have much to contribute to the church softball team; with a new baby, I’m worth even les...
Friday, June 24, 2011

My conscience needs a break.

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With every passing year, the list of forbidden and required behaviors grows longer. I can just imagine the Happy Days remake where Fonzie ...
Friday, June 17, 2011

I’ve taken my family for granted.

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It is a tremendous blessing that I have a large extended family. I have dozens of first cousins, beloved aunts and uncles, and grandparents ...
Saturday, June 11, 2011

Pioneers are either wacky or lucky.

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No one ever reads the Little House books and says, "I'd like to be Mary Ingalls." Aside from the fact that she went blind and ...
Friday, June 3, 2011

I don’t know what Women’s Lib even looks like.

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When I was a kid, I thought the Bunkers were my grandparents. Literally. During my early childhood, on my parents’ TV each week, they appear...
Friday, May 27, 2011

I loved my job at McDonald’s

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It offered free uniforms, on-the-job training, and a complimentary pop whenever I wandered in – beat that! They said in my first training se...
Friday, May 20, 2011

I am hardheaded

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The deck needed to be freshened up. We had a day and a half without rain in the forecast, but we were pretty sure we could get it done in on...
Friday, May 13, 2011

My baby’s not cute enough.

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I’ve been noticing a new crop of ponytailed cuties all over the place this spring. I am a huge fan of ponytails on little girls and I have t...
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Friday, May 6, 2011

My knees are against me

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My husband and I have started feeling our age in the last couple of years. When we got a church softball league going last summer, and found...
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Friday, April 29, 2011

Daytime TV may suck out my brains

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I’m a TV snob. While we do normally watch a vast array of programs, even that scandalous reality television is on our usual diet of boob-tu...
Friday, April 22, 2011

We only go to church for the prizes

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Since starting my maternity leave, we’ve managed to get the girls to church all of four times; all Wednesdays, never on a Sunday. And that’s...
Friday, April 15, 2011

I shouldn’t have been so polite

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I knew going into it that caring for a newborn again was going to test the very limits of my endurance. Anyone who says they get “baby fever...
Friday, April 8, 2011

Roaches kinda’ scare me.

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Nothing inspires my evolutionary inferiority complex more than cockroaches. They’ve got survival perfected. They can live anywhere, and surv...
Monday, April 4, 2011

Two Truths and a Lie II

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The lie was (b).  I actually have never gotten a speeding ticket, let alone two on one trip.  However, I cannot say that I never deserved on...
Friday, April 1, 2011

Two Truths and a Lie

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So, in honor of April Fool’s Day, I thought about confessing something horrible and then saying April Fool’s at the end. But then I thought ...
Friday, March 25, 2011

God Said "No" to Us.

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Heading into the week of Spring Break, it looked like our family was about to turn a huge corner. In very similar fashion to how things prog...
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