Confessions of a Clay Pot

Rather than be tempted to hide my failings, I thought it would be healthier for myself, and more entertaining for others, to share them.

Friday, October 26, 2012

I'm into creepy karaoke

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I’ve only seen it a few times, and at the same place, so maybe there is some karaoke out there that isn’t so creepy, but so far, for me, i...
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Friday, October 19, 2012

I love grocery shopping...normally.

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I love grocery shopping.   It’s the one situation where I can spend $120 a week and feel not a moment of buyer’s remorse.   I don’t have t...
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Friday, October 12, 2012

One dog, one vote

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I generally hesitate to talk politics, especially because I really don’t think Jesus was a Republican or a Democrat.   I see a lot of dama...
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Friday, October 5, 2012

I broke the seal.

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Somehow, the embarrassment I felt wasn’t nearly commensurate with the absurdity of what was happening.   On the other hand, too many beers,...
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Friday, September 28, 2012

Fair is not fair.

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It shouldn’t take more than a brief glance at the circumstances of life around us to know that fairness is an illusion we subscribe to, ...
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Friday, September 21, 2012

My dog is passive-aggressive.

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Wouldn’t it be great if Naboo would just sidle up next to me and say, “Hey, Em, I really hate it when you ignore me and play with the bab...
Friday, September 7, 2012

I've got nothing to confess.

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Now, this is not to say I have achieved perfection. Only that I don't want to talk about the hurts, frustrations, and trials that are re...
Friday, August 31, 2012

Let's burn a book

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A few years ago, my kids’ curiosity about childbirth began to surface, so I thought I’d take the birds and bees by the horns. I went out a...
Friday, August 24, 2012

Babies are dumb.

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We brought our first daughter home from the hospital, pulled her out of the car seat, laid her in the middle of the living room, and told ...
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Friday, August 17, 2012

I had to surrender.

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Sunday before last, I was scheduled to preach while the pastor was on vacation.   I had agreed to do so well ahead of time and had even begu...
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Friday, August 10, 2012

We lived too long with rouge furniture.

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It’s been weeks since I took the leap and started moving things around the house, in anticipation of setting the big girls up in the downsta...
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Friday, August 3, 2012

Now I'm a WildCard.

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My church does a prayer chain, where people can get word out to the entire church body to ask for immediate prayer, if something urgent happ...
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Friday, July 27, 2012

I've got something yellow coming out of my ear.

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First and foremost, let me say – does anyone need a little crooked neck summer squash?   Or a lot?   Short of that – does anyone have a roc...
Friday, July 20, 2012

My kids don't think I'm parenting them.

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The girls have coined a new term this summer.   They like to point out my “Mom Mode.”   More specifically, they like to celebrate the instan...
Friday, July 13, 2012

We're not wasting change, even when it feels like we are.

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In our years of church life, my husband and I encountered a fairly steady stream of troubled kids.   Often they would come to church activ...
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Friday, July 6, 2012

I'm adopted.

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My husband and I were already engaged before I met his favorite uncle, and that uncle’s fiancĂ©e.   They were planning a July wedding, about ...
Friday, June 29, 2012

Destination: Arkansas

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Well-traveled as I might consider myself, I know next to nothing about Arkansas.   I’ve never seen a PBS travel show about it.   I’ve never ...
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Friday, June 22, 2012

Why demolish something so sacred?

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My husband jokes that if I ever become famous, they’ll have to put up more historic placards than they used for Ronald Reagan.   It seems li...
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Friday, June 8, 2012

I was made for this.

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I ’m only a month into this “stay at home Mom” gig, but it’s by far the best job I’ve ever had.   The to-do list I was hoping to conquer by...
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Friday, June 1, 2012

I've been slain by an aluminum bullet.

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Just imagine tooling down the highway, the whole family is singing On the Road Again in chorus together, and tagging along behind is that s...
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