10 Things you should know about Betty White:
1. She has shark teeth for dentures.
2. Her Aquanet helmet scrambles Satellites.
3. She drives slow to thwart her CIA surveillance.
4. She smells like Bengay because she uses it to lubricate her power tools.
5. She eats oak trees for her fiber supplement.
6. Her support hose will hold up buildings.
7. She carries big purses, because they fit her machete.
8. Her hearing aids play Korn and Slipknot.
9. She can’t play shuffleboard, because she doesn’t shuffle.
10. She wears Granny-panties, because she doesn’t need UnderArmor.There are certain things that seems to go with the territory of aging, but I will always admire the people, like my grandparents, Clint Eastwood, Betty White, and many others, especially the ladies, who defy those stereotypes and remind me that the road ahead of me can be exciting and vibrant through retirement and beyond.
Even when I am old and gray, do not forsake me, my God, till I declare your power to the next generation, your mighty acts to all who are to come. Psalm 71:18