My husband’s day really didn’t improve when the IHOP waitress dumped an entire large soda on the baby and me, then cried while she served us the rest of our meal. At least it wasn’t coffee, but it seemed ironic that we actually hadn’t ordered a pop.
By the time the kids were all in bed, we were exhausted, but still a little wound up from the day’s aggravations, so we got our tablets out to unwind for a few minutes before trying to go to sleep. Suddenly my husband says, with alarm, “Do you know how late it is?” No, I didn’t know. I was just using up the last of my 150 moves on Tripletown and assumed it was getting close to 9:30. “It’s 11 o’clock! We better get to bed!” Our oldest daughter had already set her alarm for twenty minutes before Dawn’s Butt would be Cracking, so there was no revising our departure.
The question we had to ponder was, where did two hours go? What makes the whole thing even more pathetic is that we don’t even have wifi at our house – we were playing with the off-line features available on our tablets! Lord help us when we stop at a McDonald’s with free wifi. We may never actually arrive at our destination on this road trip.
If we had not wasted all this time, we could already have been there and back twice." Genesis 43:10